[928uk] BP

[Richard Armstrong]

In message <IJEGJMMDGNACEEDHPLDEIEDNHHAA.kingsley.sawyers at e-dba.com>, 
"Kingsley Sawyers, e-DBA Team" <kingsley.sawyers at e-dba.com> writes
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>As a dedicated cynic - if I owned a Shell garage I'd start one of these
>chain letters too.
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I have a different slant on petrol forecourts.  I have had  a spinal 
injury and a weak bladder is a free unwanted gift to deal with. Khasi's 
are important to the likes of me, especially after passing her Majesty's 
finest in an unmarked Vauxhall at a very illegal speed!

Many BP garages will not let me use their toilet -
"We don't have one sir". Bollocks.   Not a 'one off' I assure you.
Consequently I have not bought a drop of BP petrol for years. Last time 
I was told " We don't have a toilet, sir" I pissed on their car wash 
right in view of the shop.
BP - You can shove it.

Shell always have a toilet, and it's clean, and I even smile as I pay 
more for Optimax.

There. I feel better now.
Richard